A remake of "The Karate Kid," starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan, is coming soon to theaters.
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At a Hollywood producers meeting:
Moviemaker 1: “It’s time to make another movie again. Which perfectly good film from the past 20 years should we ruin — I mean, redo?”
Moviemaker 2: “Hmmmm, I dunno. ‘Drop Dead Fred’? ‘Footloose’? ‘The Karate Kid’?”
Bossman: “All great ideas, fellas! Make it happen.”
Coming soon to theaters are do-overs of “The Karate Kid” starring Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith, “Drop Dead Fred” with Russell Brand and “Footloose” with Chace Crawford. Seriously.
In the spirit of pointless remakes, we brainstormed a few other unoriginal productions, along with our picks for lead roles:
“Kindergarten Cop” starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Weekend at Bernie’s” with Vince Vaughn and Bradley Cooper
“Forrest Gump” played by Zach Galifianakis
“The Bodyguard” with Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron
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