Last week, Kansas City police released a video of a woman throwing a supersized hissy fit over a hamburger at a midtown McDonald’s.
This came right on the tails of a McFreakout in Ohio, where a woman allegedly punched through a drive-through window because the restaurant ran out of chicken nuggets.
In the surveillance footage, the disgruntled customer hurls a bucket of water and a wet-floor sign at employees before shoving three registers off the counter, causing thousands of dollars in damages.
According to police, she had asked for a refund. When her request was denied, the Mac attack ensued.
The joke writes itself. Choose your own punchline:
Sounds like someone’s been hitting the special sauce a little hard.
Should have ordered a Happy Meal.
In her defense, she did say “no pickles.”
She misinterpreted the slogan, “You deserve a break today.”
She was charged with Hamburglary.
— monica watrous { ink }
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