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The ladies of Ink gathered in my loft to watch this week's Project Runway. And here we go...

Oh! How boring! A recreation of a challenge we've seen every freakin' season. 

The contestants must take a picture of something in New York and design an outfit based on their photograph. IE: Take a pic of something and come up with a bullshit explanation to connect your clothing to the photograph.

S-N-O-R-E.

But wait: One contestant says: "One of the first things i took a picture of was a huge cock."

WHAT??? Double take from the audience.

Clock. She said clock.

The "one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-others" award goes to Keith, who says he's Mormon. And gay. 

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Holy crap! Jerell's wearing a face mask to sleep. Jenee Osterheldt texts that the mask is going to give her nightmares. 

Speaking of nightmares: Blayne - stop tanning. Gross.

The designers are finally going on their first trip to Mood, the place where most PR contestants but their fabric.

Hmmm. Suede's third person references are starting to be endearing. He may be this season's fav.

Leanne, who's been in the bottom two the first two episodes, is making THE most fabulous layered skirt that's modeled after a tree planter. 

Blayne creeps the other designers out by growling "I'm going to eat you!" at the others.

O-K...

Emily, wearer of ubiquitous headbands, is doing a black dress with a bunch of crappy colored Carmen Miranda ruffles hanging off it. Not many are impressed.

The group teaches Tim to say, "Holla atcha boy!" Weird.

At a commercial, Bravo wants us to vote online to see if Holla atcha boy should replace Make It Work. Um, no.

The guest judge this week is Sandra Bernhard, who looks nothing like Sandra Bernhard. Her face is, how do we say... fat. And old. So not sassy.

Kenley - aka, Rockabilly, sends out a purple mini-dress that looks like a tumor is growing on the side of it. Barf.

Terri's dress has attitiude, but Kenley's goiter dress wins.

Emily's Carmen Miranda dress is out.

Not our favorite episode...

 

Terri was robbed of a win and Blayne REALLY needs to stop trying to make "-licious" happen. Pleather (thanks TVGasm) is seriously annoying...referring to oneself in the 3rd person will NEVER be endearing to me :) We're definitely agreed w/ this ep being boring though.

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