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Welcome to Artificial Tangent. I'm Charles Gooch, your spirit guide to the movies, music and pop culture that will make you laugh, make you think and make you hold your head in shame.

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2008 (143)
- July (3)
  - 3rd: I want to punch mother nature in the face - 9:30 am
  - 2nd: In which a nerd changes your perception of awesome - 10:00 am
  - 1st: Things I actually like: Jessica Biel as a stripper, mustaches and Batman - 10:30 am
- June (22)
  - 30th: It's like Abba meets Marilyn Manson ... kinda - 4:30 pm
  - 30th: When something stupid nearly ruins something great - 11:30 am
  - 27th: What to watch this weekend: MILFs, talking robots and euro-trash - 12:30 pm
  - 25th: Fear of a Black Planet - 11:35 am
  - 24th: The Indomitable Sucktitude of Hollywood - 10:15 am
  - 23rd: Comedy icon George Carlin dead at 71. - 3:20 pm
  - 23rd: Reinventing the middle finger - 3:10 pm
  - 18th: There are 973 ways to kill a man ... here are most of them - 8:30 am
  - 14th: Video of the day: The R Kelly tape - 12:00 am
  - 13th: The best $7 you'll spend this weekend - 3:00 pm
  - 13th: Don't let M. Night waste your time ... rent this instead - 11:30 am
  - 12th: Pain don't hurt ... and one of my worst ideas ever - 10:00 am
  - 11th: Has Marvel already lost their way? - 11:25 am
  - 10th: Your kid isn't special and neither is Kung Fu Panda - 10:15 am
  - 9th: To rent or not to rent: High Tension - 3:30 pm
  - 7th: Hating on soccer haters - 8:30 am
  - 6th: The MPAA pulls porno off the internet - 12:30 pm
  - 5th: The must watch guy movie no one is telling you about ... yet - 7:00 am
  - 4th: Is it wrong that I root for the monster? - 9:45 am
  - 3rd: Fear and loathing and blaxploitation return to save us all - 3:30 pm
  - 3rd: I thought I was done dating psycho chicks - 6:45 am
  - 2nd: Is MTV still relevant? No, but that's ok - 6:30 am
- May (25)
  - 30th: So... where does Lost go from here? - 3:30 am
  - 29th: Yippie Ka Yay, Mr. Falcon - 3:45 pm
  - 29th: There are other things to do besides have 'Sex' - 9:00 am
  - 28th: Indiana Jones was a chick flick - 3:30 pm
  - 28th: KC couldn't support hockey ... they can barely support the Royals - 6:15 am
  - 27th: 600 dudes + 1 porn starlet + A snuff film = A remarkably funny read - 4:30 pm
  - 27th: Lunch-time briefing: Will Lost actually answer questions? - 12:30 pm
  - 27th: Everybody loves football in the groin! - 6:00 am
  - 23rd: In a world gone viral, Weezer raises the bar - 3:25 pm
  - 22nd: This is why we can't have anything nice - 11:15 am
  - 21st: The David Cook lovefest makes you all look ridiculous - 9:45 am
  - 20th: Have the internets ruined movies? - 3:30 pm
  - 20th: People who saw The Cure last night suck - 8:40 am
  - 19th: Please don't tell Swayze - 1:30 am
  - 18th: There will be nudity ... plenty of nudity - 2:00 am
  - 16th: Lost: Incremental but satisfying - 4:00 pm
  - 16th: What do you do this weekend? - 11:30 am
  - 15th: Lost uses subtext from Wizard of Oz to explain political upheaval - 10:30 am
  - 14th: More unnecessary sequels and lots of lunch links - 11:35 am
  - 13th: Totally Topical Tuesday Thread: Twisters - 10:00 am
  - 11th: Superheroes and sequels ... Iron Man was great ... Do we need Donnie Darko 2? - 1:55 pm
  - 8th: Winehouse arrested ... Kermit sings sad songs ... Rainn Wilson rocks ... other stuff too - 3:45 am
  - 7th: nine inch nails "the slip" - 3:30 am
  - 5th: Iron Man Oscar worthy? ... New, free NIN album? ... A MacGyver movie? ... A PBR coffin? - 10:00 am
  - 1st: Preparing for the weekend the right way - 3:45 am
- April (65)
  - 30th: Weatherman is really, really excited about Jared Allen - 9:15 pm
  - 30th: Some del.icio.us links - 8:05 pm
  - 29th: When a movie makes you uneasy - 4:30 am
  - 28th: Links for lunch ... again? - 12:45 pm
  - 28th: Is Harold and Kumar the most important movie ever? - 7:50 am
  - 25th: Wait, the smoke monster attacked the Chicken Lady? - 10:00 am
  - 24th: If anyone knows Jesus' story, it's director of Showgirls - 4:00 pm
  - 24th: Lost questions that will never be answered - 3:30 am
  - 23rd: A cure to the stuck-inside blues - 1:15 pm
  - 23rd: The Genius of John Carpenter - 9:15 am
  - 22nd: Your (late) lunch time links - 1:00 pm
  - 22nd: Quotes that co-workers (including me) need to stop using - 3:35 am
  - 21st: Lunch time links - 12:20 pm
  - 18th: The Week in review - 10:55 pm
  - 18th: My scariest hero: Rob Zombie - 8:15 pm
  - 18th: Not even I'm dumb enough to watch The Stand ... again - 4:00 pm
  - 18th: It's Jack Ryan, go for it. - 3:00 pm
  - 18th: Some dodging aftershocks mid-day links - 2:00 pm
  - 18th: Flaccid penis jokes are always funny - 12:00 pm
  - 18th: Let's make babies - 11:30 am
  - 18th: Killing my work ethic and destroying my marriage - 10:00 am
  - 18th: What to watch this weekend - 8:00 am
  - 18th: How Garbage Pail Kids explain sports - 1:30 am
  - 18th: Bob Saget is (expletive deleted) awesome - 1:15 am
  - 17th: Can the Internet save Arrested Development - 8:35 pm
  - 17th: You might find it's quicker to punch yourself - 6:00 pm
  - 17th: Criminally confusing: What to do with your TIVO tonight? - 4:00 pm
  - 17th: I can clear a room in 30 seconds - 2:00 pm
  - 17th: How nerdy are you? (not a rhetorical question) - 1:00 pm
  - 17th: Are you mental? - 12:00 pm
  - 17th: Shhhh, don't let anyone know about this - 9:00 am
  - 17th: It worked for Guitar Hero... - 3:00 am
  - 17th: The American Dream and the comfort of your couch - 12:00 am
  - 16th: Groove is in my heart - 3:40 pm
  - 16th: Ladies, you can skip this one - 11:30 am
  - 16th: Morning pick you (and me) up - 9:00 am
  - 16th: This season on Lost, Desmond is going to die - 6:00 am
  - 15th: A blog about porn stars. - 9:40 pm
  - 15th: Should you watch The Negotiator? - 4:00 pm
  - 15th: JFK meets Animal House? - 2:15 pm
  - 15th: The most dangerous show on television - 11:00 am
  - 15th: Adam Carolla, American Hero. - 8:45 am
  - 15th: Totally Topical Thread Tuesday: Stuff you shouldn't like - 2:00 am
  - 14th: Let's talk about MILFs ... and NPH doesn't misspeak - 10:00 pm
  - 14th: Where have all the heroes gone? - 7:20 pm
  - 14th: Should you watch Silent Hill? - 6:20 pm
  - 14th: A ride on the mood elevator - 5:05 pm
  - 14th: It's official: Creativity is dead - 12:30 pm
  - 14th: 5 minute review: The Shining - 10:30 am
  - 14th: Ultimate hotness: BBC America - 7:30 am
  - 14th: This sucks worse than an Asia reunion tour... - 1:00 am
  - 13th: Yippie-kay-yay (expletive deleted) - 8:25 pm
  - 13th: Hackers roast at Screenland - 2:00 pm
  - 12th: Don't believe the hype - 3:40 pm
  - 12th: Paying $8 bucks for something I do in my living room - 11:30 am
  - 12th: Jenna Jameson and zombies get me excited... - 8:00 am
  - 12th: Chinese Democracy ... can Axel hack it without Slash - 1:45 am
  - 11th: While you're out with Cherryh - 4:00 pm
  - 11th: A great week for crazy people - 7:00 am
  - 10th: These dads are better than your dads - 11:00 am
  - 9th: Why comedians and athletes can't act - 2:20 pm
  - 7th: Get your damned hands off me! - 12:10 am
  - 4th: A splashy flash ... a crappy rehash ... jay leno is a gaybash(er) - 4:40 pm
  - 2nd: Hey, lets take off our shirts and see where this goes. - 12:10 pm
  - 1st: Totally Topical Tuesday Thread Time - 3:30 am
- March (28)
  - 27th: False utopias ... insane singers ... wanted (I said wanted) for a d-w-i - 8:45 am
  - 26th: Bored? Lazy? Here are some videos - 12:35 pm
  - 25th: Topical Thread Tuesday: 90s music - 11:30 am
  - 24th: What exactly is the cube? - 6:10 pm
  - 23rd: The greatest fight scene ever | best fights vol. 7 - 10:55 am
  - 22nd: You can laugh if you wanna | best fights vol. 6 - 9:45 am
  - 21st: Shoot first, ask questions later | 37 fight scenes vol. 5 - 9:30 am
  - 20th: Um, watch out for that car | Thursday's Links - 4:00 pm
  - 20th: WTF?!? | 37 under-appreciated fight scenes vol. 4 - 9:00 am
  - 19th: It's me against the world | 37 under-appreciated fight scenes vol. 3 - 9:00 am
  - 18th: I'm doing this for you man ... I'm doing this for you - 4:30 pm
  - 18th: The 37 most under-appreciated fight scenes of all time | Fist fights - 12:10 pm
  - 18th: Open Thread Tuesday - 1:50 am
  - 17th: Tivo alert, Jason Statham edition - 4:30 pm
  - 17th: What a waste of St. Patrick's Day - 3:55 pm
  - 17th: "I can't belive his face just fell off!" - 11:40 am
  - 17th: The 37 most under-appreciated fight scenes of all time | Sword fights - 8:30 am
  - 16th: The history of a blog you've never heard of - 7:50 pm
  - 14th: Oh, Jesus, this place makes my head hurt - 10:55 am
  - 13th: This will only take a minute - 11:25 am
  - 13th: Yes I'm the pirate, pilot, of this ship... - 8:30 am
  - 13th: I'm not sure I'm ok with this... - 8:00 am
  - 11th: Open Thread Tuesday! - 7:00 am
  - 10th: “If you don’t mind, I’m gonna pass out.” - 11:55 am
  - 7th: "Ladies, we are gonna have some fun" - 12:10 pm
  - 6th: If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son... - 8:00 pm
  - 6th: "Don't cry, hold it back!" - 8:00 pm
  - 6th: I hope you have some room on your tivo - 10:20 am

Weatherman is really, really excited about Jared Allen

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Not sure why I didn't post this sooner, but this guy, he officially kills me.

In the interest of adding something that's absolutely awesome, I give you this list of movies that only get funnier with time. It's a good read. Pootie Tang's on the list.

(2) Comments

Posted on: Apr 30 2008 - 09:15:00 PM

Tags: ARTIFICIAL TANGENT LINKS SPORTS VIDEO

2 Comments - leave comment

wow.

Posted 9 weeks ago by ink jenn

That's a little aggressive.

Posted 9 weeks ago by Greg Moore