Charles Gooch
I thought you'd be ... bigger.

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Welcome to Artificial Tangent. I'm Charles Gooch, your spirit guide to the movies, music and pop culture that will make you laugh, make you think and make you hold your head in shame.

I want to punch mother nature in the face
Jul 3 9:30 am

My (morning) Rant    "Someday a real rain will come and wash the scum off these streets." — Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver. Chances are, God hates the midwest. Floods. Tornadoes. Ice storms. The Chiefs offensive line. Face facts... paradise this ain't. But last night, I heard stuff that I'm not really comfortable with. The sound of water rushing like a river in my backyard. The crackling snaps of transformers exploding. A deep bellowing voice telling me to build an ark. "Are you talking

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